Reading like: Wow this guy’s fucking crazy.....

Really. This is 2016. We don’t call them “leeches” anymore. They’re called “Kardashians".

I insisted that my clients be moved from their doctor- the guy was basically overmedicating them and not even examining them. This guy was one of the doctors in this area known to be fond of pushing pills but not overly concerned with actual patient care.

“I try to get four or five lines done as fast as possible”

I think “compassionate colonoscopy” was also the gop’s rebranding strategy for their economic plans.

The GOP really is starting to talk more frankly. George W. Bush was a “compassionate conservative” but now they’re really telling us to our face that they’ll gently ram us in the ass.

Well, this particular patient spends a lot of time with his head up his ass, so....

“Dad?”

I’m as surprised as anyone to learn that the Dude is also a Doc.