“This” is a weird spelling of Ivanka.

Finally, a video that belongs on Deadspin.

my great great grandaddy didn’t die at the alamo rent-a-car by the denver airport to see me kneel to that hated rebel insignia!

Disagree. It sounds like some of the exchanges happened the day after the alleged assault including possibly asking for souvenirs. If this is the case that is a huge hole in her accusations.

These aren’t mutually exclusive, you judgmental ass. And i was trying to generate a bit of dark humor, but since that was obviously lost on you, let’s examine, shall we?

That would actually be brilliant. So logically Chevy didnt think of it.

I think it’s her complete lack of concern for the guy she just drilled in the face that really caps it.

But when it reached the part of the speech where Reagan addressed “the enemies of freedom,” the following images were shown: A protester in a beanie with an anti-fascist slogan

You know what I miss? I miss having to walk up to the television and turn a knob to change the channel. Remote controls are always getting lost or needing their batteries changed. It’s a huge pain, really, when all you should have to do is walk up to the TV and turn a knob.

Keyless ignition and entry is one of the greatest modern conveniences about cars these days.  

You’re trolling us, right ?

She didn’t hear directly from the company until almost 12 hours later, at 12:34 p.m. on Thursday.

The only McLaren that uses the 3.8L is the 540C/570S/600LT (same shell, different tunes and other parts). The 720S, Speedtail, and Senna use a 4.0L.

73 or less domestic incidents = coincidence.

“It just felt white, y’know?”

Jon Gruden often seems like paranoid nutcase Humphrey Bogart in The Caine Mutiny, and the Raiders are the modern version of baseball’s long-and-deservedly-dead St. Louis Browns.

Sure a boat’s a boat, but the mystery box could be anything — it could even be a boat! And you know how much I’ve wanted a boat!

Christians are bad 

I have cried twice in my life. Once when I was seven and I was hit by a school bus, and then again when I heard that Li’l Sebastian passed. Half mast is too high. Show some damn respect.

1. I don’t buy it.
2. Brainwashing starts with the parents.