Hahaha, i do exist Jason and i am one of Jalopnik’s biggest Kurdish fans. Hope everyone enjoyed the video.

Wait, it looks like he won the point...

Not a pro welder in any way, but those don’t look to be done very well, and what’s with the hose just hanging on the floor?

Obligatory

I thought it was a BMW race car...

I think the point is: it doesn’t really make a difference to an innocent bystander whether the car that uncontrollably smashes into you has flashing lights or not.

“Hopefully whatever medical attention that guy receives is better than what was available when those station wagons were the main form of transportation.”

“Steven, who kindly sent Jalopnik the video, also mentioned it offers a rare look at the rear “sleeper” door of the truck cab being opened by the driver at around the 1:27 mark. “

Why would you shoot a dead person?

I’ve never seen Drew Brees or Russell Wilson or Michael Vick or Doug Flutie blast one of their offensive lineman in the back of the head while trying to throw down field. They’re all under 6ft tall, whatever they’re listed at.

this is definitely KC’s year if fourth-quarter clock errors are going in Reid’s favor

Lefkoe: Alright, now we’ll bring on former Rams coach Jeff Fisher, thanks for coming on. First question for Jeff: What did you have for breakfast this morning?

Is Adrian Beltre the nicest angry man or the angriest nice man?

Wow. Its incredible how empty that stadium is. 

I am sure there are some, but I am not aware of any F1 fans that are also avid NASCAR fans. I am not convinced that more than 500-1000 people would normally buy a ticket for both events.

So if I square to bunt, then pull the bat back and hit a screaming line drive barely foul, I’m out because no matter what happens after I square, it’s still a bunt? I don't think so.

You know whats weird? I’m a pretty plugged-in guy, I'm on serveral different social medias, including YouTube, I'm on Reddit all the time, I follow some news outlets... and I never hear about this guy apart from articles on here talking about how absolutely everyone knows him and how he’s the apparent evil heir to all…

One of the best things about being in my 40s is having no clue who these people are.

Meanwhile, Jerry Jones remains infuriatingly healthy.

I made this...I don’t know where I thought this was going, but I wanted to share...