I call those creme filled center farts.

You say crazy eyes, I say severe head injury with resulting brain damage.

I was crazy about the cartoon when I was a little kid way back when. I remember being confused when The Lion King came out and didn’t credit Kimba at all.

Well, that was fucking terrifying.

Those sticky floors wouldn’t exist without the hell of other people. And there’s always someone behind me that puts their sticky feet up on the back of my chair. Arrgh

I really liked The Purple Rose of Cairo, that was a fun movie.

Did it work?

You sound charming, I think I used to be married to you.

I might be the perfect horror movie companion but I haven’t been in a theater since the first LOTR movie. Sticky floors, man. Sticky floors.

I don’t care that history shows Ivar fighting Alfred, I’m ready for his character to die a horrible death. I’d like to see more mysticism too, I liked how Ragnar could commune with crows/gods and how the gods could walk among men and have sex with their queens. At least I assume Kevin Durand was a god, he was…

He was using another account to rant and insanely rave about how he couldn’t sleep at all last night because of this. And these people claiming he’s being silenced when he’s got his own TV show... jesus people, get a fucking grip.

That has to be it. I had forgotten all about that rape but I remember thinking how fast she knew she was pregnant after being with Harald. It all makes sense now.

I laughed when I saw Rollo, he’s the only one they’ve attempted to make look older. At this point, all the women look the same age as their sons.

One of my favorites parts was when Blue Jr, while strapped on Nick’s back, calmly shot the bad guys with his finger along with Nick like the good little psycho he is. So much stuff in these episodes, it’s easy to miss little things like that.

Just the term “shippers” annoys me, you can imagine how I feel about the people that actually do it. Reminds of those crazy people that watch soaps and vilify an actor for the part they play if they see them out in public. Apparently there’s a fine line between fandom and complete lunacy.

I’d like to see Ivar up against Alfred from The Last Kingdom because Alfred in this show doesn’t look like he could defend himself against a drunk 80 year old woman.

It’s difficult for me to watch Ivar mimic the head tilts and crazy eyes Ragnar had. Ragnar came across as a little insane but touched by god(s) and Ivar is basically just an asshole that likes destroying things. It doesn’t help that they’ve made Ivar nearly infallible and watching him smirk in nearly every scene has…

Debbie’s accident... she invested in a lot of safety gear, I find it hard to believe she didn’t buy steel toe shoes too. And not having that pipe supported in some way seems really, really dumb. Debbie is just now starting to be, if not a fun character, a less annoying one but this dropped her back down a couple of…

Rollo sending troops to fight against Bjorn and Lagartha really bugged me too but I convinced myself that Rollo wasn’t given that critical bit of information. Because, really, there’s no way he’d back Ivar over Bjorn.

I find Ivar to be a really tedious character. The actor tries to mimic Fimmel’s slightly insane expressions and gestures but it just doesn’t work for me. They’ve also made him into a nearly infallible tactician which is dull AF.