What’s wrong with leftover potato salad? It’s better the next day.

Then you’ve got oddballs like me that find a lot of social interaction stressful and awkward.

Nyet, comrade.

Go Air Force!

That’s the least convincing argument I can imagine. Do you have black friends you’d like to mention?

My go-to cuss words usually involve genitals.

I know it’s fashionable to hate on amazon but this is a huge opportunity for jobs in depressed areas. Hipster cynicism isn’t cute.

Well that sounds incredibly unpleasant. I think I’d rather have explosive diarrhea.

Good. I’m one of the viewers of Bates’ Motel that want to see her shot.

Off topic but in the same vein... I remember animal “shelters” that got flooded out during Katrina and the animals all drowned since they had been abandoned by their caretakers. We need to start preparing for these eventualities, historical disasters seem to be on the rise.

There’s a GoFundMe account if anyone is interested in helping the truck driver and his family. I’m sure they need it.

I don’t understand why so many are refusing to understand what you’re saying. The gist of the matter is, the fucking cops are too militarized and are out of control.

This also happened:

Holy shit, you’re so deeply invested in this that you’re posting all over everyone’s comments. Take a breather, will ya?

They got t-boned, any chance it wasn’t an accident?

I don’t know anyone that’s said that, everyone I know IRL and online are outraged and think Nazis deserve any shit that comes their way. If these assholes take charge, I’d be just as likely sent to the gas chambers as you.

Not to mention it’s really f*cking loud. Like, hearing loss loud. I’m never not surprised at how stupid people can be.

Styled by Picasso.

Childish, not childlike.

I hope like hell the mother was the pit bull.