I bet no one thought the intel would be passed to the Russians in the Oval Office though. That Trump, what a scamp.

Does he have stock in the private prison system?

I’m sorry, the owner of this account is dead. Their head just exploded.

I have to agree about the comment regarding his face.

I remember the first time I read “totes adorbs”. My head exploded.

God, I’d hate to be in the same reserve unit that had Spicer in charge. I’m assuming he’s at least an 0-4.

You should probably have a word with Jake Tapper as well. He’d appreciate your concern.

I dunno, Pence is probably a big old freak. He’s probably got a laptop filled with bunny porn.

I’m hoping their villainy will explode in Trump’s face.

I hated him before, now I feel kind of sorry for him. He’s apparently terribly unfit to hold his position and he’s turned into a national embarrassment. Why is he still employed?

Has the US ever gotten paid directly following an intervention like this? Wouldn’t that make us mercenaries/whores?

So... getting photographic proof is great and all but couldn’t the photographer have actually done something to stop this?

I think it occurred to most of us.

Damn, he’s not a happy drunk. Pondering death and suicide is pretty grim.

Easiest, least fussy phone I’ve ever had, with an exceptionally long battery life but you’re not joking about their app selection.

I do, and I remember how Jeb! Bush got involved, that giant blubbering infant. If they want us dead, they should at least let us die as efficiently as possible rather than have half the population declare bankruptcy.

I hate Ryan so, so much. I would pay good money to see someone bash his f*cking teeth down his throat.

This happens everywhere. Foxtrot Alpha is under Jalopnik and they’re always getting screeched at for their non-car posts. Argh, am I right?

I mean this in all seriousness: if they keep trying to kill us, I hope they’ll at least open low cost, painless euthanasia centers. I’m getting to the age where my own mortality is staring back at me and I don’t want to linger in horrible pain because I can’t get decent medical care. Apologies for being morbid.

I see that Salt Lake City is on the map. People might want to be aware that Utah’s legal blood alcohol level is also the lowest in the country at .05 percent.