You just reminded me how willfully stupid so many of the commenters are on Jezebel.

Jesus, so much anger.

That’s an excellent way of putting it. It’s the new “bully”.

Death.

I did a really nice St Patrick's day corned beef, cabbage and potatoes and my second ex's horrible child sneered at it and demanded Top Ramen. Top fucking Ramen. I hate children.

Cheese rage is terrifying, isn't it?

The 80s called, Robert Palmer wants his signature look back.

I pissed someone off in the personnel office when I was in the Air Force, they changed my place of birth to the Antarctic.

I can sympathize, that's why I never had children. I wish you hadn't written this though, you opened yourself up to all the "I'm morally superior and I can prove it" bunch on here.

The Fucking Weather site fucking pisses me off. Fuckers.

I think it fucking sucks. I tried every variable I could think of and it just offered a link to an online fortune teller. Not too impressed.

I'm a very sedentary 57 year old that just ordered one of these in hopes it'll shame/motivate me to at least get up from my desk and walk about the building more frequently. I'm sure as hell not buying this to show how trendy I am.

She says it like it's a bad thing.

I need to take iron and I like to take magnesium. These scary stories about vitamins and supplements won't convince me otherwise, I've seen the numbers when I try to donate blood without my iron supplements.

What the hell is wrong with you?

Mom was out of the car like a shot to beat the crap out of that guy. Fearless and awesome. Was the kid having convulsions or what?

What a dimwit. She obviously didn't bother to see how the women were interacting with him. Smiles and conversation *should* have registered in her little pea brain that he was welcome at their table. Racism, sexism... I don't know but the waitress clearly can't assess a situation very well.

Does he pee out of both penises (penii?) at once or can he alternate them at will?

She needs some help with those eyebrows too.

I freak out when I accidentally get my own poop on my finger while wiping, the idea of putting my mouth on someone's questionably clean butthole makes me shudder.