@citroën67: Which is a very, very specific aspiration.

Does that steering wheel sit up around the driver's chin? Looks like it would horizontally guillotine you in a crash.

@dmdukejr: Yeah, the ones I remember were the previous generation, pre-downsizing.

As I mentioned in an earlier thread, the locals where I grew up went through a batch of Malibus in the mid-'70s. I find it hard to believe there was an actual police package for that model; I suspect they cheaped out, bought a bunch of stripped sedans and stuck lights and lettering on them (they didn't even bother…

It's better to burnout than to fade away.

If it's a convertible, does that mean the viewing was open casket?

Weird thing happened recently: The nearby Chrysler/Dodge/Jeep store appeared to be gone. The owner was moving his Ford franchise there from an older, in-town facility, clearing out the Chrysler inventory, and the Mopar signage was covered up. Now, the Mopar shop is suddenly back; there are new vehicles on the lot, and…

Here in NJ, the answer is, whoever submitted the winning bid to the state purchasing pool. Currently, the local departments are being inundated with Chargers and Durangos, though the state troopers still favor Crown Vics. Impalas haven't gained much of a following.

@pj134: The rear looks like the current U.S. Impala, which may be intentional. I wouldn't be surprised if the whole thing comes stateside looking cosmetically like the current Impala, to make it a more credible unmarked car.

@Tanshanomi: Newspeak FTW!

A new face to give me a chill in the ol' rear view...

@GeeHalen: And Chevy could spin off its trucks in the (Like a) Rock brand.

Travis completely misinterpreted the Lowe's slogan "Let's build something together."

The camo makes it much less conspicuous.

@superbadd75, with electrolytes!: Ahh, beat me to it!

@tonyola: Just googled the Ami 6; that was good for a laugh.

@Paul Y. don't drive too fast.: I saw a 2CV in Newport, Rhode Island a couple of years back. It was parked; I got to walk right up to it and introduce my son to some French automotive weirdness. I guess that phrase is somehow redundant.

@Maymar: Perhaps half a mile from where I sit are not one but TWO Allantes, parked in someone's driveway. But you would have to come to New Jersey.

If this has been done well, and RVing is your thing, but you don't like those things that look like the spawn of a charter bus and a semitrailer—sure, why not?

Wait 'til fish get cell phones.