Had me at the first photo, lost me at the 2nd and 3rd. Looks like they meant to put on a vinyl top but forgot the vinyl. And speaking of Chevettes, I think mine had a nicer dash. Sorry...

That's a face only its mother could love. The headlights are just wrong, the grille is too big.

Etch-a-Sketch graphics...check.

Want it. And that is pretty artsy camera work there...that first shot looks all tilt-shifty.

There's a poorly lit spot on NJ 24 between Chester and Long Valley where I suspect people catch a lot of unintended air. The road dips sharply and bends left, so if you go airborne or your reflexes fail you, an overgrown field awaits. The owner of the fence there must keep a warehouse full of supplies.

This serves as a reminder for me to get a shot of the Frankentruck parked a few miles from my house. Cabover rig, somehow stretched, with the nose of a GMC dump truck—wheels and all—grafted on the front. Disturbing sight.

Is that a head-up display on the windshield or the random thoughts that were passing through the designer's mind?

You really want a Jeep for that.

That price appears to be a case of unintended acceleration.

OK, had to read some of the comments. I get it. A little slow tonight.

I became acquainted with a road in Newark last week that puts this to shame. Needs more ponding.

Gives new meaning to the phrase "over the top."

@pauljones: If I looked up and saw that in my mirror, I think I would jump out of my skin. That is one evil countenance.

Knowing that these have a small but devoted fan base, I suspect the seller will get something near the price.

So it now looks like the previous generation Malibu, or something. There's some excitement for you.

Must be into Chevys if he's willing to surround himself with small blocks.

If Benz wanted to redeem their design language, they would go in this direction. Although from the front angle, this looks like something a Hyundai fanboy would wear on his feet.

Here's an interesting comparison: the rear of this with the rear of a Chrysler Crossfire. And then they borrowed half of the name, too.

Isn't this a little like transplanting Secretariat's heart into a 30-year-old donkey?

Midwestern farm equipment humbles me. We see farm equipment around this part of New Jersey, but some of this stuff is the SIZE of New Jersey.