♫♪ Rivers belong where they can ramble,
Penii belong where they can fly... ♫♪

That’s my feeling exactly. She’s not the one who cheated, she wasn’t married. Yes, it’s not nice to sleep with married people, but we don’t say vows about it.

they’re always the first size to sell out

It amazes me that normal people buy into that tabloid shit. I was talking about famous people who do a lot of charity work with our office’s cleaning lady one night when I was working late and Jolie was brought up. This woman is like 65, with a full life, and normal intelligence and she says to me, “I hate Angelina…

Douchesatchel

What’s the gender-neutral version of douchebag?

Enough of this magickal gender essentialism, I say! Tyler can identify anyway he wants.

Hot take: I really hate mediums.

AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Please vote wisely with an eye towards a positive future, not one based on ignorance.

Yeah,domestic violence is so funny!

Because she hates Jolie’s guts that much.

Yeah, this is something no one should ever have to deal with.

Tamron Hall looked great on WWHL. The suit with the popped collar was pure fire.

My immediate reaction to that headline:

I’m going to sing “Born Free” every time I take off my pants now. Thank you

Since that particular penis had it’s own private jet,I guess it flew free...ish?

Free your mind and your penis will follow?

God I wish I could draw. I got a great image of the wicked witch screaming “Fly, my pretties! Fly!” as thousands of winged cocks surge, engorged, across the sky.

OMG seriously. Everyone was all “well, either Angelina was not a good enough wife so Brad cheated, or else she wasn’t a good enough wife so he wanted to.”