In Gross’s defense, Gene Simmons is a first-division asshole, and proved it on the air then.

1st American killed by British soldiers was a freed black man at the Boston massacre, so whenever a white person says black people should leave ‘their’ country, just be sure to point out that black people have fought and died in every war the US has participated in, often at much higher rates than their white…

So Lewandowski is the only person Trump will actually pay. He tries to get out of paying so many people and groups. This asshole is the one he pays.

I feel awful for all the women who’ve filmed sex scenes with him, because he’s basically laughing in their face right now, but I feel worse for the women who’ve signed onto projects knowing they’re going to be working with someone who approaches a scene with only their personal interests in mind. What an…

Breathing is for peasants.

Fuller Blouse?

House of Cards is a remake of a British series with the same name. So there’s that and that is also on Netflix.

I’m still hung up on whether a rainbow of women is a step from a binder of women, or a step down . . .

“I do have a brain and speak five languages”

I’d rather watch a show about Annie’s Boobs

I love the way she captures the light on the fabric, but that dress looks like a torture device.

To paraphrase something I recently heard on TV, “It might be worse, but it’s at least different, so it’s better.” (Not condoning, just explaining.)

*tears up pitch for Hangin’ with Mr. Cooper & Herman’s Head Shared Universe reboot*

There’s a...meme? Cliche? Semi-informed wives tale? Not sure what to call it. Men tend to cheat down, as there is a biological incentive to spread their net wide.

It’s like what people said about Hugh Grant back in the day when he cheated on Liz Hurley: why would someone go out to McDoland’s when they’ve got steak at home? Answer: Sometimes you just want a Big Mac.

There is a female to male equivalent, it’s also called sexting.

I hope that not that many people would be turned on by this, and the people who would be turned on have already indicated to their sex friend that they would welcome this kind of talk.

Well obviously “I would bust that pussy” isn’t sexy at all. He should have said “I would bust that meat wallet.” “Meat wallet” is universally recognized as the most sexiest vag euphemism in existence.

Hahahahaha spoken like someone who wasn’t a teenage girl in the early days of AOL chat. Trust, plenty of dudes are happy to creep on fifteen year olds with no additional secret conspiracy necessary. Sadly.

American friends - The Daily Mail is kind of like the National Enquire.