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Show me a beautiful woman and I’ll show you a man who’s sick of her.

Counterpoint: Marion Cotillard didn’t make out with her brother on national television.

Will the NRA come to his defense? Nahhhhhh

Just a note: even if you buy the “holding a gun” story, NC is an open carry state

*shrug* Eric Benet cheated on Halle Berry.

Yep. Even if the guy got out of the car dressed up like rambo and shit it is legal in NC! He was basically shot for existing while black.

Well, Billy Bob Thornton cheated on Angelina with someone. And you may, or may not, be too young to remember Hugh Grant cheating on the stunning Elizabeth Hurley with Divine Brown, a street prostitute.

seriously how the fuck is he not in the grays? He’s a fucking racist piece of shit.

A “marksman”. lol

All I have to say to that is Hugh Grant. Cheated on Elizabeth Hurley with a hooker.

This is just my two cents on judging the attractiveness of the two actresses in question but Marion Cotillard is much more attractive than Angelina Jolie to me. I have always found Jolie way too skeletal and sickly looking.

“modified sex organ that’s now capable of delivering a sol(i)d half-hour of excruciating pain”. They pay big money for that in Vegas.

No doubt! The hyperbole and arcane English-translated-into-Russian and then-into-Korean-and-back-again...

shut up, get out of town, show yourself out now!!!

I just nearly barfed all over my phone.

After Trump loses the election, do you think he’ll be on next year’s season?

I know right?

I just wouldn’t be able to get over being sloppy seconds to Billy Bob Thornton. Ew.