Very true! I looked up Melbourne and he was quite the looker- even when he was older, so Sewell is not a total stretch. (Portraits are notorious for being kind, but he had a lot done throughout his life and they all have the same good looks in common- they may have thinned him out later in life.)

I learned everything I know about American history from the thousands of westerns my dad used to watch.

Ah, you do realize that “health” also includes “mental health”, don’t you?

Yep. He genuinely thinks that the 20s (which resulted in the worst economic disaster in this country’s history) were the last great decade in American politics, and he genuinely disparages the enfranchisement of women, and the exact economic policies that pulled us out of the Great Depression. The man is a fucking…

Yes, the wreckage of a world war and a generation desperately trying to ignore all history and consequence! The Golden Years!

For real! I’m also pretty sure I would not even be allowed to participate in 1920's politics, so, there’s that.

I think Trump would make good on his promise if he is elected. Nobody but Trump could think a man who is building an island for himself and other wealthy billionaires to live free from our tax codes would be an appropriate choice for Supreme Court Justice of the United States.

He doesn’t like spoilers. Shhh.

Trump also promised Christie the VP. Now he’s picking up dry cleaning.

This part -

Suuure he’ll nominate Thiel to the Supreme Court! It’s not like Trump is an inveterate liar or anything. I can’t wait until Thiel realizes he was lied to and then secretly funds Trump’s impeachment in the House.

The cemetery guy turned out to be some dipshit “visual artist”. They never found out the deal with the Staten Island guy.

While I don’t think any class of people should be disenfranchised, I have little hope that voting will make things better.”

But some of us have children and we don’t want them to be eaten by clowns!

Now this? Much better. Committing to the creepiness.

What is that bullshit?? That is half assed scary clown.

Also, this guy in Staten Island in 2014

You forgot about this creepy asshole who was hanging around in Brooklyn’s picturesque Greenwood Cemetery last year. 

#squidprivilege

You may have heard this by now, but did you hear what he said is his exercise?