I have literally nothing better to do.

Weirdly, no one ever divorces for irreconcilable similarities.

And I’m saying that, not necessarily in this case, if someone agrees to marry you to stop you from being deported, they could be a very, very close platonic friend.

Politically? Seth Meyers.

TMZ approached him over the weekend and talked to him about Trump and his response was, “have you seen my show?” He wants to be as uncontroversial as possible. How utterly, utterly dull. Even Jay occasionally took a stance.

And his father once again decided the Constitution doesn’t matter when he suggested that the bomber shouldn’t get good medical treatment or a good lawyer.

Fair enough, I just take issue with that particular argument, that somehow he can’t be suffering from bereavement just because their marriage was done to prevent deportation. I’m not saying this is him, but if I were single and my very good platonic friend needed help like that, I might do it. And then if she died, I…

He calls himself an asshole. He thinks that’s something to be proud of.

Right. Even if it was just a marriage so she could get citizenship, that doesn’t mean he can’t care about her as a close friend or something. In fact, that’s generally something either only a very close friend or a very sketchy person would do. Whichever he turns out to be will reveal what this case is actually about.

Way too much incense if the local Wicca/Occult store around here is to be believed.

No, I mean he’s biologically asexual. Like a sponge or a flatworm. A small Seacrest bud grows out of the back of his neck and eventually breaks off and forms a new Ryan Seacrest.

Holy shit... what if it’s Peter Weller?

He also describes White’s marriage to Burton as “a sham” devised to prevent her deportation. Thus, he rejects the possibility that Burton, with whom White never lived, could be suffering from bereavement.

Because one person complaining is representative of all progressives everywhere. Including the many progressive people who have already told that person that they shouldn’t be complaining about this.

That question has been answered countless times since BLM started all over the media. The only thing it deserves now is condescension.

I can’t help you there. I don’t understand it either.

How did she fuck it up exactly?

I’ve listened to more of the interview than you have read the dozens of people I’ve already replied to telling them that I was complimenting her.

Apparently.

Ryan Seacrest is asexual. Of course he isn’t dating anyone.