It’s not a serious issue there either. The vast majority of people in Nice will never be victim to a terrorist attack. That doesn’t mean individuals who are directly related are fools.

There is no such thing as a positive interaction with me because I am stupid and terrible. We have already established this and you agreed.

I’m not trying to do anything of the sort.

Good, now fuck off and go back to dreaming up other ways to convince me to kill myself like you guys talked about in your little forum.

Okay, well then you now have my explicit permission to never talk to me again. I relieve you of your burden forever.

It’s very easy to avoid them. I have a unique avatar. Just don’t read the post. It’s not my fault if you don’t have the willpower. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have a buddy of yours who’s decided to tag in and take over for you to tell to fuck off.

It’s not something I resort to. I was being asked about it and it’s a fact. And you’re part of the “let’s make him leave and/or suicide” clique too so you can fuck right off. No one is asking any of you to talk to me.

It’s not rational to be afraid of a terrorist bombing in in New York if you don’t live there, which was part of the discussion.

And you don’t have to read or respond to my comments.

Look at all it took to kill Howard Dean’s campaign dead in the water... a scream from an isolated mic so you couldn’t hear the crowd he was screaming over.

Oh, Bird!

Tried it. Didn’t work. Don’t deserve it anyway.

I am very glad you asked me that. It would take several days and multiple assistants. First, I would have my entire home done up as if it were an ancient Roman bath. Then, I would invite all local media, except radio- I don’t need that headache, to a fully catered wine and cheese luncheon at my expense where I would…

And it’s all I deserve anyway.

They’re almost always negative regardless, so it doesn’t matter.

It’s virtually the only human interaction I’m able to have outside of my wife and daughter, who also hate me, so it’s better than nothing.

Hooray! Yay! Good! Thanks! Ok then.

What difference does it make when everyone hates me anyway?

It’s a good thing for Mika she isn’t an intern. Joe’s intern flings don’t fare so well. Allegedly.

It’s what everybody needs!

It’s what everybody needs!