Facts don’t change depending on who wins an election.

I would bet you Trump’s fortune that Donald believes he doesn’t have to maintain himself because no man has ever been as handsome as him.

He also reportedly told Dr. Oz that he didn’t exercise. But we’re worried about Clinton dying?

I would suggest that we select candidates who didn’t have aversions to being open and transparent.

She’s the wife so he speaks for her! That’s how it works here in 1952!

Oh come on. Even if she released comprehensive medical records from her last physical to you personally tomorrow, she could ‘keel over and die’ the day after from something she contracted since that physical (the pneumonia wouldn’t show up there for example)... so what do you suggest, we attach heart monitors to all…

Not to mention what she’s already been getting: “she’s spreading disease! She’s making children sick!” They would be calling her Typhoid Hillary.

Since she’s not going to keel over and die, I’m not sure you have a point.

I’ve seen both 236 and 263, some outlets even giving both numbers. Guess we will have to wait until tomorrow.

Sure, but it’s different for women, you see. It’s their job to be beautiful. It’s his job to slobber all over them.

Did I do a Rip Van Winkle and sleep until after the election? Because if not, she’s not the president yet.

Yeah, if he’s 6'3", I’m the Jolly Green Giant. No way is he over 6 feet.

Honestly, I’m surprised candidates aren’t taken out right and left by illness. Imagine the number of hands they shook that weren’t washed after a stop in the restroom. They all must take Purell showers after their campaign stops.

How is this a case of a lack of government transparency when she hasn’t been elected yet?

People are worried right now because she’s sick and the lateness in the announcement of the pneumonia after her collapse is making people think she’s worse off than she is. As soon as they see she’s actually fine, they’ll regain confidence and the general public’s amnesia will put this in the same place they put, for…

Yes, because you don’t understand mental illness.

Just from the small amount he did reveal to Dr. Oz, we know he’s significantly overweight if not obese. That alone makes him less healthy than Hillary Clinton.

A good debate performance will erase this week. All she needs to do is come back strong and she’ll be fine.

Exactly. What the hell does that have to do with the election? I don’t need to know if a candidate has the sniffles or a painful wart or, in Donald Trump’s case, a revived heel spur... whatever as long as it’s treatable and not going to affect their job as president.

Thinking on salad dressing... while not offensive, almost none of the names make any sense... French, Italian, ranch, thousand island... what the fuck? I mean at least bleu cheese has some bleu cheese in it. There’s nothing ‘thousand island’ about thousand island dressing. No one eats a salad with thousand island…