Well let’s not let the family grieve or give them time or anything. After all, “a source” has confirmed it! It’s fine, she’s already been dead for a whole day.

Grover Cleveland had part of his jaw removed due to cancer while in office.

Nobody gonna buy organic popcorn from a lady in a normal house. Come on, Miami.

She has an aversion to opening windows!

Sounds like you just aren’t a fan of emotion.

I really want to get footage of Gwyneth giving fashion tips in a soup kitchen.

What is that top one? Hov? Flov? Someone can’t do cursive.

Ibid.

Once again, please stop trying to be funny.

Boredom mostly.

Because you’re hurting people.

Please stop trying to be funny.

Apart from the hat, it felt more Southern Plantation to me, and I thought it was meant as an irony... a black man in the dress of a southern belle...

To be fair, I did write all that before anyone said anything about pneumonia.

I had not seen it. Thank you!

No, because he was a little boy, not an adult man.

Because I clearly don’t know this Flying Squid character as well as you do even though all this time I thought I was Flying Squid. Live and learn...

The important thing here is that I can only guess at Flying Squid’s motivations and emotions whereas you know what they are for a fact.

We might just... earlier this year, I was at a wedding and my daughter spent most of the reception playing with a little boy wearing a My Little Pony dress. She didn’t think anything of it and they bonded over My Little Pony.

Yes, I “seemed to be quite serious” which is why I literally called it crazy twice. You could tell how I “seemed to be quite serious” from my serious tone of voice and serious facial expression.