"get me some pizza, you old troll!"

I was having sex at 16 too...and if my mom wasn't so open and honest with me about it, I probably would have made some dumb decisions. It worries me that they are just going to take the "if we don't talk about it, it doesn't exist" approach.

I'm surprised there hasn't been any mention of Kathy and Rich's conversation about talking to their 16 year old about safe sex. What the heck was up with that? Rich needs a smack to the head.

I am conflicted about Ashley and this whole situation. I can't imagine how difficult it is to have your family and your young adult life broadcast on TV where every little mistake she makes is amplified for ratings. However, she seems like a very entitled brat who doesn't seem to do any wrong in her own eyes, and…

Coincidentally, this was also the plot of a failed Indiana Jones movie.

hearted! i agree. there's something bizarrely attractive about him. maybe it's because he looks like jeff goldblum and i love him wayyyy too much.

i just wasted a good portion of my day reading all of her comics. thanks, jez.

i'm 5'9" and my two best friends are both under 5'. The looks we get when walking down the street are priceless. Needless to say, they get all the attention when we go out because they are exactly as the article states- cute and adorable, while I am tall and imposing. But hey, there are worse things to complain about…

when i was a kid i used to only watch the first tape of Camelot because the second one is where Guinevere leaves King Arthur for Lancelot and the kingdom falls to ruin and it was just too sad to watch. To this day I only watch the first half of the movie.

i'm a sucker for kia commercials. i am ashamed to say that stupid dancing hamster commercial was integral in my buying that car.

no i've never seen it. and now i'm very very glad.

dang...now i want a pork bun.

mine was jeff goldblum in jurassic park. so much of my dating history makes sense now...

all my coworker and i have to say is "what the fuck"...

party foul. i'd be on my hands and knees zamboni-ing that shit.

i feel that way when trying to drink out of a straw too. stupid thing always seems to run away from my mouth

i did too...and boy was i disappointed.

noooooo i don't have netflix instant and they don't have them on dvd! no internet at my house makes me sad. i wish you could have seen the range of emotions i just experienced... that was the biggest high and then lowest low i've had in a while. le sigh.

holy crap are they including angry beavers in this? because angry beavers is the best show ever.

i have a crush on lucious. i can't deny it. he is so evil and so weaselly ... but oh-so sexy!