JE T’AIME CELINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

When she dies they should turn her cremains into one of those corpse gems. Something really shiny and bright. People could take turns stealing her as a neverending tribute.

i loveddddddd the doc on her. randomly turned it on knowing nothing about it, and was so pleasantly surprised.

She was onto something. With all the technological advances in the world, I do wonder why we’re (or ME specifically) scrubbing the toilet, doing hours of laundry, dishes, vacuuming, and dusting daily/weekly what-have-you. I’m still waiting for Rosie the Robot. Sure, she *might* become self aware and kill me in my…

Offish topic: Erma Bombeck was awesome. The moms of the kids I babysat always had her smarty/snarky columns/quotes cut out and stuck to the fridge. “Seize the moment. Remember all those women on ‘Titanic’ who waved off the dessert cart” and “House work is a treadmill from futility to oblivion with stop offs at tedium…

I don’t think children should be punished for the sins of their parents, but they also damn well shouldn’t profit from them. And no one is going to convince me that she’d have this fancy schmancy business if her father hadn’t been a murderous tyrant.

Tiny houses are upper middle class poverty fantasies. Same with “open concept” floor plans. You want to live in a small house and “do with less” ? Do it while making poverty wages 

Hpefully this means an end to Kendall and Gigi covers.

I thought this house was a cool concept from the beginning. But I gotta applaud him and his people for partnering with the community and using this unexpected opportunity to lend a voice to a serious issue that affects those too often without voices or resources. Good on him and his team.

Every man wants a successful intelligent woman until they realize the reason we are successful is because we won’t put up with bullshit.

There won’t be enough Halloween costumes in the world for the likely demand this year.

I have never related to a jez post more.

Girl Scouts are awesome. That is all.

Good dad too. I’ve known him for about fifteen years and he and her mom are about as loving and supportive as it gets. I saw his pictures from Pride with them all wearing their matching t-shirts and I’m still talking about it online so I guess it was pretty damn cute.

Honestly, I think it means there are one or two asshole holdouts who are making up nonsense scenarios in which consent could be obtained from a woman who was drugged (“well, before he drugged her she likely would have had sex with him because she was in his room!”). IME on a jury there is always some asshole who…

Maybe I’m real dumb, but in an industry where people are known for changing their names and age is an issue....why would a rumor of someone changing their name and fudging their age BE cause for not hiring them? I don’t understand Hollywood.

don’t you mean “Lord of the Flyes”?

What a lovely group of people. Show’s how little they know of the word “fraternity” when they abandon someone to die simply because they’re cowards.

Fyre Festival is the Juicero/Theranos of the rich kid party scene. Silicon Valley is batting .000 this year.

Forget Joanne the Scammer, Ja learned to scam from the best.