"Sally Struther's other brother's her mother"

Why do people keep coming to their dinners? They are the some of the most awkward things I've ever experienced through a TV screen.

"I once accidentally downloaded a Lumineers song. I had to throw away my whole computer just to be safe"
- Tom Haverford

He'll always be the douche with the ponytail in Good Will Hunting to me.

See also the "slutty little ninja" from the Swiss Miss episode of Archer, who, as it turned out, had "never even seen a Wilhelm!"

I had just gotten over the suitcase dilemma fom last week, and tonight they follow it up with TWO teeth being yanked out with frickin pliers! Between this show and the last Better Call Saul, I've got enough bone-crunching audio to haunt my earballs for the rest of my days.

"My mind is very open, my asshole I'm not so sure about." That and his resigned, "fine I'll pick one up at the mall tomorrow" were delightful.

Okay, that body disposal scene was more disturbing than the entirety of AHS Freak Show. That was the least fun magic trick of all time.

I know everyone else has already said this, but Constance Wu really is just wonderful. I liked both episodes, and I think the show has a lot of potential. Naturally, that just means it'll be cancelled soon enough like every other ABC show I was foolish enough to fall in love with.

"Timmy's down a bloody well!"

She was just goddamn perfect, and she fit into the show so well. The part where she's just incessantly cackling about the cow blood was incredible.

"Aww…I forgot to make waffle"
Gosh I missed him so much.

"Doesn't she look gorgeous?"
"I would think that you could surmise from my initial reaction that she doesn't."

Will definitely be referring to it as the mayonnaise clinic from now on.

"Don't feed a guy a sponge Bobby!"

To be fair, I am a huge sucker for "Bob's Burgers" musical numbers as well as the Bob-Louise relationship. It's also just nice to see Bob so happy. I can't remember him being that enthusiastic since he got into that absinthe back in "An Indecent Thanksgiving Proposal."

How we had several Bob-inanimate object discussions AND singing/dancing Bob, but still only ended up with a "B" grade is beyond me. This might have been my favorite of the whole dang season so far.

It's also free on Youtube.

I guess he, uh, saw something he liked

It looked like there was an actual fish in it. Which I'm hoping means he just saw a regular fishbowl in the lodge and poured alcohol into it.