@DrowningInMercy: I am exactly this type of gamer. The little physical touches to show the progress you've made, that's one of those little things in games that just sit right with me.

No mention of vulcanized rubber?

@JohnfuckingMadden: Hey cockmaster, when are you gonna retire?

$60 a year for each new iteration of the same exact game now pales in comparison to what's probably around $300 for character upgrades, per installment.

My geforce 9600M GT handles it decently at Medium, but to run it real smoothly, I have to turn it down to low. :(

I tried submitting an SNES Star Fox shoop a good three times, and everytime I sent it, when I refreshed, it was gone, and never showed back up again.

@dracosummoner: The N64 version was god awful.

@A GIANT SMURF: Btw, if you got it within the past couple years, it should also have a 9600M. You can switch to it through the Energy Saver panel in your system preferences. It should run SC2 noticeably better.

@Kobun: That episode was just awesome, and so is your post.

@♣scythe♣: Welcome to the article, champ.

@Aparanoidandroi finally back on LIVE!: Buh dum tsss!

How is his son gonna get a clear shot at his target with that cockeye?

I HAVE TO POO.

Hell, it's about time.

I really, really don't like the art style of this. I love Kirby, and I love Yoshi's Story, but this just seems a bit excessive.

I'm gonna be that asshole that picks Oddjob in multiplayer.

@fmhypo: The demo is notorious for being unbelievably terrible compared to the actual game. I'd highly recommend trying out Dead Space, it was one of the best gaming experiences I had.

ONLY $50 drop? There's literally no reason to buy the $250 Elite. Just pay another $50 and get more than double hard drive space, built-in wifi, and a better system overall.

@treefiftyz: Oh, but you know it won't.