@BoxOfScraps: HOW DO I SHOOT AN ORANGE PORTAL? I ONLY HAVE ONE BUTTON!!!

@Zyker: All we've really got right now is Portal. L4D, TF2, CS, and the HL series are still all eagerly awaited.

@NeoAkira: I assume there's sarcasm in there, but I'll take the bait anyways.

@Alpha_Omega: YEEEEEEEEEEEEAH

"This tells us that somewhere between six months and nine months, babies get stupid."

@Trai_Dep: Yeah, I try not to complain at all because, hell, Portal was free. But when the initial loading screen takes almost 3 minutes, eeeeeeeehhhhhh, that's a bit much.

@ObeseLLama: 512mb of gfx runs most things just fine.

I gotta say I'm kinda disappointed. Leaking info on all their big games coming to Mac, but then releasing with only Portal, which even then runs very poorly and is terribly far from optimized.

@furiku: This just in, Macs have had two-click functionality for years.

@PanicDriver: God damn Lurkers in the first one. The babies. Definitely ran along walls.

@Mr McGrumpypants says STUF: Considering he suffers from dementia, it makes sense that he's lost some weight.

The first thing I noticed when I booted up Portal on my Mac was the horrendous load times. Almost 3 minutes to load the main menu. Now I don't know how it is on PC, but I'm damn sure that's not a normal amount of time for just the menu.

@ncprime: Crimson Skies was great. Gotta get my hands on that again.

Would've preferred Steam or something.

@Videogamer321: Because teaming up with the biggest social networking site in the world is "settling".

@Full_Circle: At a certain point in the game, you'll be able to go on a date with a specific character, depending on your interactions with the cast through the game up to that point.

@FearfulInsomniac: As long as he doesn't act like the main cast of FFX-2, I'm ok with this.

@Michael Dukakis: Those broken promises are a royal pain in the ass though.

@Amazing_Spiderham: MAGNETS

@DaiMacculate - impotentnerdrage.com: All you see are political posts on Kotaku?