described Elon Musk’s precious, tubular baby as “Thomas the Train on cocaine.”

Having played him in college, you’re not wrong.

Steph Curry is wasting his talents on this basketball thing. I say without a shadow of a doubt he’d be the greatest beer pong player who ever walked the earth.

They tested out “gallo,” but the respondents left them hanging.

Goddammit, Google. Pick one! Hangouts, Messenger, Gchat, I don’t care. Just pick one, stick with it, and add new features as you go. How can they not get this?

“Great, a new messaging app" Said no one, ever!

KimPossible. I FUCKING KNEW IT.

One possibility is our genome is an amalgamation of compromises through evolution. Tailor making a genome would give us precisely what characteristics we want (radiation resistance, survive in space, longevity, etc). I would also think 2 base pairs limits the number of possible mutations possible. Adding even a 3rd…

It could be worse, they could be using that image at the UN to get permission to launch a war for oil...

Here’s the thing: He’s thinking about space ‘travel’ all wrong. The reality is, if we’re ever going to truly explore the universe it will come from folding space, wormholes, quantum teleportation. Yes, I’m talking Stargates. Sounds crazy? Well if you told someone a hundred years ago you could ‘send mail’ to anyone…

The biggest take-away from “Civil War” - these two need to be cast in a buddy-cop movie ASAP.

Let me offer an upgrade:

is this just more grandstanding bullshit?

Bucky with the good hair <3

Is belief in equality partisan?

He looks like his name should be Chad. I'm just going to call him Chad. Fuck you, Chad.

The human knee is a pretty simple joint. We’ve been replacing them for years. That’s kind of a strange choice of analogy.

Here is my 3000GT. I've owned it for 11 years now, and has made near 500AWHP for a majority of those.