@Rosa - que seria de mi?!: On your last point, I thought Heidi was going to kick Gretchen's ass off the show for uttering that complaint, never-mind the horrendous outfit that Gretch sent down the runway. I was expecting the night to end not w/ an "Auf-ing" but w/ a sucker-punch deleiverd by Frau Klum.

@dj alicat: Co-signed!

At the gym I once read Cosmo or some such trashy "lady mag" with a "WHAT GUYS THINK" section.

@vikkitikkitavi: Perfect!

#6 is horrifying!!!

When the show began and I saw Faye dressed like Betty (hair down, pink dress, very "lady-like"), I knew she was going to get fucked-over by Don. that a rat bastard.

Dodai, I hope you're right about Gretchen not being in the final top 3. (Although, haven't they switched to top 4 for a while now...I forget.)

I wanted to go all George "The Muffin Man" Bluth on the "crack-smoking judges" for bashing on Val.

@HRH Your Cuntness aka likepenguins: The "Rachel Barry" character is becoming unbearable.

@lollilove: As someone who has never been a fan of Britney, I actually enjoyed this episode. Which is something I've not said about Glee in quite a while.

Glee has been going down-hill. But DAMN the Britney/Brittany episode was AWESOME!

@ukuleslie: Agreed. I feel like the author/mom meant well, but was blind-sided by her and husband's idea of what THEY wanted for their home-birth. And, despite the daughters' strong opinions on not wanting to be present, they were forced to pay the price for their parents' misstep.

FORCING the kids to be present for the birth?!*

@LMusic: Me too. When I become disgustingly wealthy (in my dreams) one of my first treats to myself with be a Glinda inspired ball-gown. And damn, I WILL have a glowing bubble for travel. :)

Man, I never thought I'd defend Jon Voight.

Scanning through the gossip, I came across the Blind Item about a "sexy socialite".

Simply reading about Betty White getting choked up while reminiscing about The Golden Girls gets me choked up.

@hfree: That editing of the eye and sewing needle was horrifying!!! I don't give a damn about cheating accusations after seeing such imagery. My impulse is to shut my eyes and whimper. I'll probably still be whimpering all through Thursday night and, therefore miss the damn episode.

@AmazonRedheadedUberVixen: Oh lordy! I sincerely needed that laugh!

@spooki: Orange Kors! He really does need to stop it with the "mall wear" insults. Biting the hand that feeds him, indeed.