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Ugh I wish he would speak less. He’s so pretty to look at but such a wholly uninspiring mediocre bro when he opens his mouth.

“I am totally boning!” Says man not boning.

Sorry, Scott, all this insistence you’re having lots of post-breakup sex - very sexy sex! - leads me to believe you’re sitting at home in the dark listening to Post Malone’s “I Fall Apart” while you sadly masturbate in between sobbing fits.

Well I for one think the Blue Lagoon children really grew up nicely.

I’m 31 and when I see a teen I simply can’t view them that way. They look so damn young to me. And Jimmy Bennet looked like a young boy, at 37 you find that attractive? It’s why I just can’t with 40 yr old men dating 18 yr olds.... why????!!!! Even if they’re legal it just has a creep factor I can’t get over.

I am about the same age as Argento. There are zero reasons for someone her age to be alone in a hotel room with a 17 year old, unless it’s a family member. Whatever story she’s trying to sell, she should just stop. 

Wow, I don’t know if it’s the recent turnover in writers, but more and more I find myself really surprised at the tone of Jezebel’s articles. This is extremely unnecessary, and I hope you’re never confronted by something like this when you ultimately lose a loved one.

The only fools were the captain and the boating company who still allowed business to happen that day. It’s unfair to assume that customers of any kind of tourism or activity like this, know anything about boating. Cause most times they don’t. They put all their trust in the captain to know what’s right.

Right. Like, what is the argument against wearing life jackets? I can’t understand telling people not to wear them. Like my mother used to say, better to have and not need than need and not have.

I’m really mad that they were told not to put their life jackets on. I know common sense should rule but when you have someone who you assume knows what they’re doing, 9 times out of 10, you’re going to take their word and trust them.

“I thought he was the fat shitty one who couldn’t act”
That can accurately describe a fair swath of the Baldwin boys. 

he loves hailey. he hates punctuation. 

So sweet that Justin saved himself for marriage. 

There’s already enough sigma about mental illnesses in the black community, enough to keep folks from seeking treatment that could make their lives better and less of a living hell. The last thing we need is folks like this lady reinforcing the belief that you just aren’t ‘man’ or ‘woman’ enough to bootstrap your way

Do you have any idea how many women’s lives and careers have been ruined just by someone’s words alone without a single shred of proof? Sucks that it can now happen to men too, doesn’t it?

Who the hell cares if it was “intended as a joke.” How many little jerks snapped my bra, slapped my ass or honked my breast because they thought it would be funny? That they were joking and didn’t mean ill? Intention doesn’t matter when the violation of your bodily autonomy is breached. Fuck them.

If I had to listen to Jaden Smith for more than 30 seconds, I’d want him out of my house too.

Jaden: “Mom, how can mirrors be real if our eyes aren’t real?”

Jada: “you’re ready to move out of my house”

If you have no patience you will NOT enjoy this game. It will punish and humiliate the impatient person. It requires slow dedicated progress so you learn how to attack each new enemy. There are some insane speed-runs of this game but even those people really know what they are doing already.

This is truly a fantastic article. Not only is he really nailing every point, but the actual writing is just pleasant to read and instantly transports me back to the levels he's talking about. Truly an excellent article; one of the best I've read in a very long time.