@Settings: It was a panned allusion to the hoarding implications of saving every email, but apparently it went over without recognition.

@erischilde: I proudly wear my Android badge, but bear in mind that even Android's vistas have become muddied by growing walls. Whether we speak of roadblocks built by manufacturers (eFuse technology for one, any skin for another) or limitations imposed by carriers (AT&T and especially Verizon's control of apps,…

@BadJoJo: Great! Could you save that? I bet it makes a mean vinagrette.

@Settings: have you tried pressing fecal samples? They keep much better than skin, though not quite as good as flower petals.

@vein11: Must... have... "like" button on Giz...

@Bramsey89: Weird! I get a flat tire whenever I blow up my car with explosives. We should trade.

@artistpavel: I did know that. I've actually been unfriended for an innocent joke, despite the fact that I changed it approximately 15 seconds after I had posted it. Some people take Facebook too seriously.

@SkipErnst: Tongue, meet Cheek. Cheek, meet Tongue.

Where was the stepfather in all of this? You can't excuse him on point of stepparent principles, that's lame. Once you marry in, they're as much your kids as they are hers, unless there's ridiculous political contention between her and the birth father(s)—in which case, he or they should have been the first to be…

Depending on the bastardization done by VZ, this could... ok, let's be honest. This is probably going to make the X look like ass.

Shake your love? This just added to the list of things I didn't need to have stuck in my head at 9:25 in the morning—Debbie Gibson. Long forgotten and not heard since 1989, when I was 10.

@Chilli: Jesus, we missed that! Can you call the Navy and let them know that you found a small arms velocity that exceeds the same of a large arms ordinance?

@White-Sharingan: Plasmas are 600hz (yes, perhaps by some odd math, but nonetheless), and definitely more palatable colors (guffaw).

@Master_Soda: Not disputing Boston, we know it works there. :) It's the rest of Massachusetts and the other five states. I'm right off 93 in southern NH, and nearly all providers have a black hole in my town (Londonderry) even though it's abutting Manchester. However, Sprit is definitely the worst. That holds…

@jgrnt1: It could be worse. I originally went from AT&T to Sprint in June, and had to leave in the 30-day trial because of the crap network they have in the northeast. Coverage that allows me to keep an eye on my two barely-teens means Verizon when you're in New England. And honestly, 1.5 Mb would be manageable to…

@DaveHCYJ: You must be new here... Giz does NOT eff around with the art of the barista.

As pointed out by Matt, I'm reserving my judgement until we see what this does with a load on it. Think about it, folks—Comcast is fast too... when no one else is on it.

Well, I'm not going to continue the trend of sniping, but we all know this is not to be the godslayer.

@Stem_Sell: Dude. No. No. That's just wrong.

@Guillermo Lopez: Trust me, don't play with your shit. It's hell to get off of walls.