Diet Nazi. Zero swastikas. Full white power taste.

All things considered, that sounds like a pretty good way to go.

I hope he dies while masturbating and eating a reuben sandwich

Tom Hiddleston had no shot at the part this time around. He certainly won’t next time, either.

He BROUGHT a different CAR to each day of SPRING TRAINING, what more do you want apart from not tearing a hamstring each time he half-heartedly pads over to a ball that went over his head

Oh my...you lost 110% of your credibility stating this...

“He did not get any sun,” Murray added. “He had a baseball hat on.”

The fact that his contract demands for the fight included an RV* with very specific decor should be concerning.

The fact that his contract demands for the fight included an RV with very specific decor should be concerning.

It was 2 minutes, 5 minutes ago!

There is only one acceptable outcome here. Right before McGregor gets knocked unconscious, he forgets it’s a boxing match and kicks Mayweather in the head knocking him out.

I hate those people. It’s fucking McDonald’s how much is there to decide?

Also, Potbelly is garbage.

I’m pretty sure it calibrates buzzfeed quizzes the rest of the year.

I feel like the education at Hogwarts would leave you wholly unprepared to run your own business, lol.

Hufflepuff would always be the stoner house. Firstly, their name is Hufflepuff. Secondly, there’s a reason the herbology professor is in charge of them.

Why does the sorting hat even exist? The houses are segregated and more or less perpetuate the status quo, leading to most of these problems in the first place. You’ve got a house full of brave popular frat kids that everyone else resents, a house full of smart people, then a house full of just the idiots, and finally…

it’s aged poorly. my roommate and i watched the bisexual episode and were gasping out how outdated and offensive it was. also carries “ghetto gold” and when samantha dates that black guy and goes to the black club- YIKES

yep. i’ll watch it. mindlessly, for hours on end. i still love carrie’s clothes and hair, and i love aiden...but everything else? bleck.