“This lift really isn’t for cleaners.”

Life comes at you fast...

Sorry, I’ll finish the column later. I’m still busy trying to figure out how snakes and fish “take a knee...”

She straight up looks like a member of the Dora Milaje (the all-female members of the Wakandan Special Forces, for the non-comicheads...). Elegant, composed, observant, but ready to wreck shit if things go sideways in the House chambers. Kill it, Queen! 

I am so proud of her I have real tears in my eyes! Busting!

“his penis halfway—or completely, I’m not certain”

If you need more reason to hate on the show, here it is; most contestants regain the weight, and then some: https://www.businessinsider.com/new-show-biggest-loser-winners-regained-weight-big-fat-truth-2017-6

If the Hanna-Barbera documentaries of yore have taught me anything, the elephants ARE the vacuums and it is, in fact, their living 

Can you believe the amount of cleaning and dusting you have to do to clean all the leaves, elephants, vines, and other assorted things glued/nailed/mounted to the walls/ceilings/floors?

I think Ye just put this out to troll y’all.

His ass can go back to England and tell the racist-ass Brexiters he’s tired if he’d like. None of us can escape it, no matter how much you may want to. You battle it, or you bow to it.

Kanye is about 5 years old, emotionally.

I’m not tired of talking about race. This morning, I was walking my dogs and ran into an acquaintance who expressed surprise at how good my old lady skin looks, and my butt. Race! Yesterday I had a colonoscopy, and had to have a bunch of biopsies. Race again! It comes up in all kinds of ways (i guess my butt did, too.)

This person is Instagram-selfish and ignorant, but the media hype about this flu is over the top.

May all the toilets seats she uses be freezing.

Its almost like she has a privilege... 

Beyoncé has spoken. You must buy. Do not question.

Love and miss them sooooooooo much!!!!!

Right??! SO FIERCE wig or no.