I really love seeing international unity, like this.... when the nations of the world come together in harmony & concord. No, I’m not talking about the fucking Olympics.

HATE them and all their yappy, hairy, drippy-eyed slobbery-haired cousins. so gross.

I know right. If you want a poodle, just get a poodle.

Sorry guys, I don’t like bichons.

Oh goody. We can look forward to the trumpenflooper’s main source of info running with the lobster and steaks/heroin and birthday cakes stories full force to get the loyal all worked up into a slathering mess. Twitter is already a buzz with people who have seen with their own two eyes hundreds if not thousands of…

I get SNAP benefits and I’m fucking FURIOUS about this. Not just for the reasons named above, but so many others. I guarantee that the government will choose cheap foods over nutritious ones. If I opened up a box of hot dogs, white rice, white bread, and canned vegetables, I’d fucking burn shit down. God government,…

I’d put “Pissed of Nazis” on my college applications. You know you’re doing the right thing when the alt right has a problem with you

This Jill Stein?

Yeah. Penetrated by apathetic progressives upset over Bernie’s primary loss who ‘voted their conscience’ by staying home or casting a ballot for Jill Fucking Stein

True! Because decent parents are never found at poverty levels! Good parenting start at $18k/year.

Fuck you.

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First he’s keeping Michelle Bachman out of office, now he’s curing the flu? What a week for the Lord!

Excellent. I would ask that every Evangelical voter not get a flu shot. I would also ask that they go spread the good word in local ER’s. Visit the homes of the older members of your congregations. Stop washing your hands! Soap is the devil’s lubricant. Only Jesus cleans! Glory!

Does this plan work for gonorrhea?

what the fuck?!

God, I’m sorry that happened to you. I hope you are in a much better place now.

Or maybe the prospect of licking sticky fingers and then touching things in public is really fucking gross. IT IS FLU SEASON, PEOPLE! STOP LICKING YOUR HANDS AND TOUCHING THINGS!

I love Pink but going out there & spreading your flu (“debilitating viral infection”) is not cool.

Jack-booted thugs going door to door, demands of complete obedience in law enforcement agencies, and a federal legislative body set to release a completely fabricated propaganda memo that will absolve a “completely innocent Dear Leader” tomorrow.