Otherwise known as special sauce on Big Macs.

How about those two inch micro pencils that seem to be in boxes at places like the DMV? So is he a pencil dick or a micro dick? Jesus, there isn’t enough brain bleach in the world to have this conversation.

Of course he does. That is why he has a driver, valet, group of hot, young apostles. Women have no rights because he hates them and has no use for them. He is allowed to do anything he wants, because he is chosen.

I will just skip to the end. Our Heavenly Father, President for life Pence, has deemed that he must have multiple handmaidens because he has been told by God that he must father as many children as possible. Mother enjoys watching their biblical unions and regularly beating them because God told her that she is to…

I think he is so narcissistic that his penis is only attacked to itself in the mirror.

In the Simpsons, Lisa grows up and becomes president after Trump. So, yes, the democrats are Lisa.

There were so many dogs that were better. All the Belgians, the husky, the Newfoundland. There were so many other dogs who were really good this year.

Write these up on a paper and throw a dart at it. The poor’s, disabled, LGBQT, any religion except evangelical, women, children, the elderly, the democrats, liberals, anyone who is outside the cult.

Tried that. The cult says tough shit, the grunts in the military don’t deserve to eat. Their loyalty lies only in the orange tinted jebus clone.

She is going to pray the flu away. For the low price of 99.95, just send cash or major credit card, and she will make sure jebus blesses you.

It is what happens when you have a psychopath for a mother. She actively tried to kill me when I was younger. The stories I could tell you would keep you up at night of what I went through.

I helped her and took care of her for much longer than I should have. There is a funny twist. She inherited a small fortune. My sister suddenly wanted her to move over by her. Fast forward four years, money is gone. 100% went to my sister. Now, my mother is showing dementia, my sister wants to dump her on me again. No…

No it isn’t, but it should be.

Yeah, I keep thinking alot of the people working with her probably can’t afford to get sick.

No, what they say is find me a politician that doesn’t lie. Laugh, and call me a libtard. At which point I say he is a pathological liar. They then go on to say Hillary, bleh, gurgle.

The billionaire was picking up most of the tab for it.

I was hoping for the horse to throw this John Wayne wannabe on his ass. He wants to play cowboy and ride us back into the 1700's, while bringing back slavery and child brides. On second thought, I wish the horse hadn’t only thrown him, but turned around and kicked the shit out of him.

I had a Siamese who would do anything to get to angelfood cake. It was the human food he would eat. I came home more than once to find he had somehow got it out of a sealed plastic container. He would eat the top inch of it exactly all the way around. I never did find out how he did it, as there were never any teeth…

Well, on the scale of life, you didn’t fall hook, line and sinker for the gender stereotypes.

It would explain why it is only democrats and not republicans being exposed, though. It would help explain why Roger Stone knew about Franken and tweeted it the day before the story came out.