Yes!  That top image is GROSS.  It reminds me of being a teenager and kissing teenage boys who just open their mouths as wide as possible and SHOVE their gigantic wet tongues in your mouth.  *gag*

Oh, god, I hooked up with a guy once who kissed like that, and I am horrified to learn it looks just as bad from the outside as it is to experience. A big mouth, opened wide, leading with the tongue - all you get is teeth and tongue and saliva. It’s like making out with a horse. Quite possibly the least sexy thing on…

I think it’s more “We don’t hate gay people, we love them! We want to fix them with some nice Christian brainwashing! See, we care!"

They were text BFFS, and he was giving Millie Bobby Brown advice about boys.

My husband works for a company that’s incredibly conservative. I generally hate his holiday party because I feel like it’s impossible to have fun, I always have to monitor what I say so I don’t let my evil atheist liberal views slip. ANYWAYS, about 15 years ago when the company was still relatively small, they invited…

Just loudly say “CHISEL” .. & when look at you oddly, respond with “Oh, nothing, I just wanted to get a word in edgewise.”

This is so important to pursue. I worked for a non profit a few years ago, and had a high school intern (she was paid, we got a grant to help with that) who was low income from a very tough background. A Senator was looking for a HS student to give a speech at her rally, and I ended up suggesting my intern. Long story…

Just want to echo this.

This would be a small small drop in the budget, but if you’re so concerned with the deficit Mr. Ryan, we can roll back the Trump tax giveaway, reduce out of control defense spending, or maybe take some of the money we’re spending to keep children caged up in abandoned wal-marts?

I caught this young woman on Colbert last week

Oh god I’m having the best Saturday night. I cleaned and tidied up all day long, as our petsitter is coming on Sunday on account of our trip to see the totality of the eclipse. My husband made me a wine & cheeses tray and I’m watching the “Hamilton’s America” documentary for the first time and crying profusely (mind…

I was first informed

I counted eleven sentences containing “I” and zero sentences without it. Just saying.

Wow call me too invested in it or whatever but I actually fucking HATE Amber’s post. If you’re not going to commit to putting the prongs in your hair you don’t deserve to share a diptych with Ariel you HACK.

Yeah, my guy is the same. Ok good to know.

He’s cool with dick jokes, which I appreciate.

I for one welcome our new world where aunt May is hot.

Kamala did not come out of nowhere. She was District Attorney of San Francisco for 7 years. Then she was Attorney General of California for the next 6 until she moved to the US Senate this year. She is one of two Senators from the largest State in the country. She does have strong positions on a variety of…

The first time I was sexually assaulted, I was seventeen and felt it was my fault for skipping school to go make out with a hockey player. He wouldn’t let me leave until I gave him oral. I was so traumatized I soiled myself before I made it home. I broke up with him a week later when he tried to convince me to have…

Yeah idk how cool it is to repeatedly, repeatedly cheat on your wife with ppl like the baby sitter, have secret children, and then be all, “woe is me” in the press.