Maaan, it would be very therapeutic if there was a new season of Drag Race airing right now.

Totally. To my batshit insane MIL, my marriage is fucking perfect and we skip through grassy meadows holding hands with rainbows over our heads every day of our disgusting blissful lives. When you’re dealing with a divide-and-conquer personality, you can’t let any cracks show. It’s sad you have to be on your guard…

What galls me is that the Dixie Chicks were burned at the stake for saying that they are ashamed that GWB is from Texas, but Ted Nugent and others are calling for Obama and Hillary to be literally killed and that’s totally fine with the Dixie Chicks haters.

STAR STAR STAR

“The closeted perv has never come out as gay”

Because he very well may not be; being a child predator /= gay. Abusive sex is about power, not identity.

Pretty sure my kitty is nearing the end. She’s not eating, and only drinking a little. She is 19, and her health hasn't been great over the last year, so it’s not unexpected, but still sad. She’s very calm, and not exhibiting any signs of pain, and I’m hoping she’ll just slip away. Otherwise I will have to take her to…

“You literally look like Rob paid for you,” says Khloé.

Same here, I winced.

Ow, that dress Gina is wearing in the header photo is giving my boobs sympathy pains.

You know you’ve fucked up when Courtney fucking Love tells you to grow up.

I got my first performance review at work in over a year. It was really great and I got a big raise!

I’m finally on time for SNS and it’s the end of all things! I hope Jezebel doesn’t change too much. I’m a lurker but I have a secret, lurkey love for y’all.

There are SO many people (trained professionals!!) who think they can do “ANY” hair type just because they’re trained professionals. Here’s news. You can’t.

Hi just a quick note about pregnancy-the postpartum hormonal shift is actually worse than being pregnant. If you tell her now she can get her shit together, leave the country, and have the baby surrounded by people who love her- if that's what she chooses. It is better for her to know for many reasons.

So Kristen Bell posing for a picture with a women she just performed a song with one time (as well as a whole bunch of other celebs) is a racist. Even though she likely has never seen Debra Messing’s cringe worthy “Africa” tweets and... lmao a giraffe couldn’t reach this far.

Nothing because I’m trying to lose weight by tracking everything that passes my lips in My Fitness Pal. I have managed to gain 1.5 lbs. WTFFFFF

Yes that famous news outlet Blindgossip.

Where I’m from if I don’t like the way a movie looks, I don’t go see it. I hope they offer you the same freedom where you live. Good luck!

...since she got all childish, and forced Michael Strahan to leave early...