NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

She gets a cut of the reality show profits and momma bankrolls everything else.

Yeah I heard thats why Miranda divorced him but I thought he quit.

It is so freaking amazing that she managed to stay married to the prince of darkness for 33 years that honestly...I can’t be sad.

Do the sex. Thank you for reviving that phrase.

Yup I snorted hard.

...“Plus, I don’t like being yelled at while furiously moving my legs, which has been a real problem in the boudoir.”

That was more about Maggie than her age, Sophia Loren could probably still get roles now.

Charlize calling herself Hot isnt bragging...its just stating a fact.

“Hot”, “Nerd” and “Big Penis” are traits that don’t go together. Maybe Hot and Big Penis but not Nerd.

Oh ffs he should just dump you and get it over with.

Ahahahaha... Seriously?

Yeah, if you attack my partner you are attacking me, this “being adult” business has nothing to do with it.

Your name is suddenly relevant DickButtkus.

Well played.

How do you die from that in 2016?

He is a cancerous festering boil on the ass of humanity. To compare him with other dreamers and bootstrappers is the worst kind of association possible.

Seriously it’s just business. Kanye and Perry collaborate alot and it just makes good sense for Perry to keep good relations with them.

...........................................................a lifestyle site?

What am I missing here?