Personal favorite.
Pearl Sheltie
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I'll polish up the guillotine.
Just like a STEM degree.
The stuff about him being the Fredo of the Trumps is misleading. That nickname implies that there is a Michael or Vito Trump, which is clearly not the case.
You can meet Pyrrhus!
Ah, 1688. I remember overthrowing King James II…thems were the days.
Just avoid theredpill. Those are the most despicable bunch of motherfuckers I have ever seen.
Member when she found the Avatar?
America likes women! Just not the uppity ones.
We need more Discworld references.
Nothin more humane than mass sexual slavery and genocide.
Jesus' Son had that one great scene though.
I'm gonna squeeze someone's hand off.
…I think I'm high!
I'm going to be the tree version of the Arm.
Got a light?
You think he likes ham? Wait till you see me like ham!