Also, werewolves?

Being an amoral criminal is fine, but antisemitism? Too far, man.

"Gonna have me some fun…gonna have me some fun…"

The AV Club
scrounging for food and pooping in a plastic bag

Remember when she killed all those civilians to maintain her cover?

Goddamn right mail robot's cool.

TRIPLE H YOU SONUVA BITCH WHY?!

Don't google "Rikishi."

GOOD GAWD! GOOD GAWD ALHMIGHTY!

Wrestling is "fake" but it takes guts and skill. I sure as shit couldn't do a splash from 15 ft like Ms. Shirai or be on the receiving end of a power bomb.

Ugh, Dick Tremayne was damn annoying.

i'm reading Three Kingdoms too. Unfortunately I realized that Xiang Yu doesn't show up in the first volume.

I think he's more into the banjo these days,

I'm welding spikes to my Honda Civic!

A good head of hair is pretty much all i got going for me. If i go bald ill become a hermit.

that is what yer mom calls me

MY LOVE FOR YOU IS LIKE TRUCK

You waz livin the dream.

You either get busy livin' or you get busy dyin.

This and LMOE? Fuckin' sick.