PICTURED - The Ravens’ Color Rush outfits.

The wife and I have been thinking of painting our bedroom a lovely shade of cardinal yellow.

The song is different, but the moves are the same.

Since the Virginia Tech guys were slow to pick this up, they are calling it the Hokie Pokey.

I literally remember one, “I see you.” and it was because I was watching it with my wife and in my mind I was thinking how this movie is just so not interesting in not 3-D and then the female Na’vi dies and she says “I see you” and I look over and my wife is crying and she is genuinely sad and I for the life of me…

“I don’t like sand.”

“You won’t need genitals where we’re going...[unintelligible screaming]”

“Can you paint with all the colors of the wind?”

This makes me [sic]

“If I suck at it, it’s not my fault. I’m not qualified to be President.”

Sic burn.

From all indications, everything that Johnson said is 100% accurate. The program is bleeding money, ticket holders, boosters, etc. Very poor athletic administration since the guy who hired both Ryan and Pearl left.

“And that requizission I put in for spell check 9 years ago has never been honered. This is intolorabel.”

LIKE KILLING PEOPLE BECAUSE IT IS SO MUCH FUN IT IS MORE FUN THAN KILLING WILD GAME IN THE FORREST BECAUSE MAN IS THE MOST DANGEROUE ANAMAL OF ALL TO KILL SOMETHING GIVES ME THE MOST THRILLING EXPERENCE IT IS EVEN BETTER THAN GETTING YOUR ROCKS OFF WITH A GIRL THE BEST PART OF IT IS THAE WHEN I DIE I WILL BE REBORN…

Hmm, I wonder if that's ever actually been a problem for anyone, ever.

Nice try. What other lie are you going to go with next?

The state department or social security office, both of which will issue ID marked for the gender a person identifies with.

Yeah, man, it’s the sign on the door that keeps predators out of bathrooms.

Kid: “Why should I hate them?”
Parent: “Because of the bible says so”
K: “What’s a bible?”
P: “It’s a set of rules by god”
K: “So there is a rule that says we have to hate people?”
P: “Well, not really, but there is a strong interpretation of it that shows to some miscontructed theories that possibly, maybe you’re not…