There once was a team from Miami

Those poor kids, spending next week in Florida. You know there was a blizzard in Michigan yesterday right?

The treadmill was actually a big part of their training regimens.

The amount of effort that went into this + vote is fantastic.

+ $53,170

“If I had $10 for every free throw I missed...Wait, I do.”
-Shaq

Man, can you imagine miserable-ass Kobe being forced to waste an entire year of his prime in Cleveland alongside Zydrunas Ilgauskas and Daniel Gibson?

You should see their Black History Month pizza. It’s cut into five slices, but they only put three in the box.

Sure music is totally subjective, but liking that disco panic band is wrong.

I’d take out “kind of”

The game kind of sucks.

They should’ve let the girls go to the concert. Sure, they’d be tagalongs, but they’d have fun all the same.

Why isn’t Deadspin posting more on the game.

I don’t have a candidate at the moment, but I think this is a great idea and am hoping this really takes off!

I’m so glad I avoided this team being pushed down my throats as a young boy growing up in Portland. Their fans, and many of them populate my own city, are the worst kind of fans. So glad I picked the Lions over them lo those many years ago. (And yes, I stand by my last sentence.)

Man, on the heels of B.o.B.’s bullshit earlier this week, it’s like everybody has to disagree with Newton.

This answer is bad and you should feel bad.

A special thanks goes out to Michael j fox for filming this video.

The Cavs might make another run or two to the Finals, but there’s not a fucking chance on the planet they can even compete with any of the West’s top 3 teams.