This is why you never mess with that red kush

Should call it Rat Patootie

AACK!!

"Do, Do, Do, Do You Have It? GUTS!"

Garrett Bobby Ferguson.

Needs a Garrett Bobby Ferguson cameo

Quit messing with my head!

I think that's what'll probably end up happening

Try looking at the links provided in the article

Probably just have Erlich sell the house to Russ Hanaman or something

YABBA DABBA DOO!!

So Ego, in his spare time, randomly helps lily white midwestern families learn how to become semi-competent sailors and then seemingly leaves them to die at the hands of bloodthirsty pirates?

I'd rather see him do a sequel to Captain Ron, honestly.

Well, only one of the two is still alive, so…

I think you mean, "You're goddamned right I did that"

I'm more of a Duanne Dibbley man, myself

Won't somebody think of the Fage!!!

Jian Yang … special occasion

Rumor has it this may have something to do with his arrest in December stemming from a fight with an Uber driver. Seems he may have been fired, which evidently was posted indirectly in the article.

Stole my post, bastard