Mr. Trump cannot even send birthday wishes without positioning himself in absolute center of the photograph.

Childcare costs drive down female participation in the workforce. My wife is a skilled chef. Were she to work, we would literally be paying for her to work. And that’s only comparing her likely take-home salary to the cost of childcare.

‘Them national monuments are taking our Jerbs’

The backwardness of the “drugs pouring over the border” angle is astounding. First, most all of the weed smoked in the US these days is grown here. No one wants to smoke the Mexican product. Second, the the drugs that are ruining the rust belt are prescription opioids, made by the companies that funded his goddamned…

Congratulations to Ms. Heard on her relationship with a member of Trump’s science and technology council who underpays his factory workers, has spent over a decade making insane promises to start commercial space flight which never come to pass, and who once revealed a plan for a high-speed rail line between Los…

Aren’t the stars paid for? I mean, there isn’t an independent body awarding these things for merit, you just pony up the dough, justify it with a flimsy excuse and get a meaningless, ugly piece of concrete with your name on it?

I’m only disappointed to hear that the star goes some periods of time without being vandalized.

I love how people think that saying it’s a joke somehow negates the fact they’re being racist or sexist. Who cares it’s only a joke!! Said every bully ever.

Unintelligible garble aside, why does the GOP continue to push the idea that we need to spend billions more on the military, cut taxes for everyone, and enact a law that requires a balanced budget? The stupid just hurts.

This is the speech pattern that grandpa has right before you have the uncomfortable conversation where you tell him he can’t live by himself anymore.

the most unintelligible part of this whole thing i not only bringing up the election again, but getting the electoral college wrong AGAIN! It’s been sith months almost. Who thinks democrats have an advantage there and how?!

I have said this before and it never stops being true: Donnie sounds like someone trying to have a serious conversation on a ball of cocaine. I really can’t listen to him talk, and when I read the shit he said, he sounds like a puppy that has too many shiny objects and noise makers around it.

“I mean, sure that young black woman thought that she was expressing something? But it turns out I actually needed to ‘find’ it and express it. Again. For the community. The community ID.

Yep.

I gave birth last Saturday, when I was only 25 weeks along, because my high blood pressure turned into preeclampsia and then HELLP syndrome in a matter of days. Original plan was to keep me at the hospital for as many weeks as possible before delivery, but my labs turned bad and then worse and doctors think I would…

If it makes you feel better, most people don’t post any shitty aspects of their lives on Facebook. They’ll gush endlessly about how their toddler learned to use the potty, but they sure as hell won’t talk about how that same toddler screamed for 30 minutes in the grocery store. That’s why I always try to post really…

Just remember they are showing you the best parts of their lives. While you see your whole life. There’s nothing wrong with living in an apartment with your kids.

A wireless speaker you pay for, willingly place around your house to spy on your every conversation, then it sells all the data it accumulates about you to profit the manufacturer.

What part of capital GAINS is not clear?

fucking right though