If you’re anti-abortion but respect that it’s your personal decision and are cool with letting others do whatever they want because they ALSO get to make that personal decision, by all means join us.

She also believes the bears should pay the bear tax

Yeah, most of us have been on that treadmill for a while now. Haven’t really gotten anywhere. Whitey gonna whitey.

The white people who are saying this to you are idiots, but I can tell you from experience that racist white people do not listen to normal white people either. They don’t listen to anyone except for the blowhards in their echo chambers. I completely agree with Duvernay. There is no point in engaging with these…

At the very least I hope she has a stunning yellow pant suit.

What do you bet that he thinks it’s one country?

This is all a part of power projection. Republicans were all crying about how Obama didn’t project power around the world. Not all of power projection is military bases and military backings. If one country is sending aid and is a strong partner, who do you think they will help in times of need? If the US needs a base…

People keep asking me why these things bother me so much, and why we should keep doing things like send aid or provide healthcare, and it’s seriously like, “I literally cannot explain to you how not to be asshole. Because that’s what this is, your gross inability to care for other people.”

Aunt Sponge and Aunt Spiker never looked so good.

Oh my gosh, the TRAINSPOTTING SOUNDTRACK.

THE ROMEO + JULIET SOUNDTRACK WAS SOOOO GOOD!

I’ve been trying to figure out if Trump ever thought his wall would work, or if he was just riling up the racism and xenophobia to get elected. His fans all think Mexico is a hellhole with no jobs and tumbleweeds floating through the streets... if they’ve visited at all, it’s been to TJ. Which is like... fuck...…

On behalf of every American who still wants real journalism and not the sycophantic Trump-humping from the more commercial outlets, thank you, Jezebel. Knowing I have you, Samantha Bee, John Oliver and now the Root working with you these next four years, it makes coping with this orphanage fire of a presidency a…

“...you can’t support the troops and be for national health care; that’s illegal in this country.”

Seriously, with each new thing I read I keep asking myself “What the fucking fuck is going on?” and THERE ARE NO ANSWERS. Words fail me.

And then you have me, the white boy- an even further step of cluelessness.

They can replace it quickly! Repeal Obamacare and replace it with the Affordable Care Act! Everyone will be happy!

Nope, really, nope, we had a 25% gas price raise last week, and there is a lot of chaos now here, and we a trying to fix our country. Sorry, now we could not care less about Trump´s stupid wall ¬¬.

three months later their brain is gone

Is this fool really using the Shaggy defense?!