Happy Birthday purple unicorn!

Colour me intrigued…

Congratulations, Lupin. Here's to another 20+

Happy birthday & good luck!

Oh for fuck's sake. I know exactly the problems with lack of diversity in casting you sanctimonious git. This article was not about it and not about pointing out the problems arising because of it.
The point I made was the redundancy of pointing out that MacGuyver was white… might as well have pointed out the…

Amen

"MacGyver ran for years on the resourceful-white-dude-against-dim-witted-baddies formula"

one of the best bit of food eating on screen was in My Cousin Vinny, where Joe Pesci enters the town bar & everyone stops. One guy takes his fried chicken leg, dunks it the beer in his left hand, then puts the leg in his mouth and just takes everything off… meat, sinew, cartilage, skin… everything. Nothing but the…

Exactly. I'll sign you up to my fetish site newsletter.

This show is just bangs propaganda. Down with fringes!

Idea for an Aaron Sorkin show: one character has Aaron Sorkin-y views and everyone around him is an idiot that needs those views sarcastically explained to them for 40 minutes a week. Doesn't matter where it's set.

But Black Jesus is the coolest, dancingest Jesus there is!

A 'Commando' level classic line

Ahem, are you talking about Gillette spokesperson, Adam Brody? Well he's got a job & it's sculpting his moustache and sideburns for commercial gain

The last two and a half lines of Hand of God pretty much guaranteed that I will watch the hell out of it

You're in luck! No plugs in the back of the head. Now just bend over…

TvdW said before he left to go back to his home planet, that it might hopefully be back in the autumn

C-

Cannon films was a kind of frantic, bonkers organisation that seared its way into my consciousness as a kid in the 80s, not by any specific film, but because I always noticed the logo on the spine of tapes at my local video rental stores in North London. The exposed flesh and/or guns on the covers helped cement that.

A shirtless Kelsey Grammar would've been fine