My dear Douay, what's wrong with a little expansive self-indulgence? Absolutely nothing, sir, and I'm certain many here would agree. I'll admit, while I myself didn't have such a visceral reaction, I very much enjoyed hearing a human take on the material. Your kanar is on the house.

For an eight-percent solution, my dear Lurky, you'll find your kanar delivered with a scathing putdown of your choice and the briefest glimpse of scaly cleavage. Enjoy!

Whoever does this can have their fish juice at 20% off FOR LIFE.

It's true, but it's usually delivered in pretty much the same manner as all the canned out-of-the-book passes every species makes. If I hear 'You look malnourished; clearly you need someone to accompany you to an eatery where they can advise on a nutritious and tastefully-chosen meal' one more time, I'll screech like…

Must be some human thing. How very generous, my dear Lurky! I'll never say no to passing out kanar, especially in a tradition that I'm informed includes an annual reminder to your children that they're under constant, omnipresent and invisible surveillance to determine their worthiness of material provisions for the…

For a Cheap Vorlon Knockoff, I must admit you've quite the way with ideas! I suppose it's best that we never knew exactly what the truth was in any case; one glimpse at Garak's sketchbook would turn our hair stark white, I imagine.

While I remain steadfastly appreciative of a good conspiracy theory and a unique method of discourse (not forgetting the good grace not to refer to me as a Bloody Cardie)… sir, I think you've had enough.

Shhh, Willy Pete! They'll hear you!

Hey, I resent that implication! That's it, you're on the list.

"Bad Borg, Bad Borg - whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?…"

Don't forget the side-dishes of propaganda with an extra heaping of statistics, and a tall glass of obfuscating terminology to wash it down with.

You, Eddie, may have a kanar for your undeniably enlightened stance.

You know, I'd never considered that parallel between Picard and Sisko. Very deftly discerned, my dear Yuri! I wonder if it makes a difference, that Picard acted under a certain inhuman duress, and Sisko under a very human variety.

Precisely, sir. No matter how many times an establishment makes the claim they're simply out of kanar, there's always a way to wring just a glass or two more!

Kanar shots for everybody!

Well, I wasn't expecting a straight answer in either case! One Tarkalean tea, but do try not to drink it with such a smugly self-satisfied air.

Ooh! I know this one! He nasty.

The Obsidian Order would post excerpts on 'Cardassia's Funniest Private Correspondance' every week.

Wev'e all jusst had too muhc kannar.

Your kanar is on the house for displaying such sense and taste.