If this is anybody but Steve Allen, you're stealing my bit!

Yeah, the Legend of the Dog-Faced Woman!

That sounds just like the Glo-Kote commercial.

I was STUNNED by that. Especially because it's the last season for that show, which is on that network, and now has a suddenly big Hollywood star in its cast. Why not cross-promote for the people who now know Pratt from other things? Huge lost opportunity.

He's known as Black Sideshow Bob. Or he will now.