German here - we do have mandatory yearly inspections. Cost around 50€ and you car will be checked for road worthiness. If it isn´t you are no longer allowed to drive your car until fixed.

How the fuck can parents do that to a kid (uploading to the internet). Boy...welcome to the worst parent of the year award.

Well, I´d say that in the UK noone can hide?

Fake News - obviously, right?

Is that Ken and Barbie with their son?

I miss Dubyah....

35 Tons.

Nazis?

The real question is, how much can I charge my friends for that? I mean, they need power from me so they most likely are desperate. And we all know, desperate people would pay ANYTHING.

1000 Kilogramms = 1 metric Ton.

Yes, yes and yes.

Today I´ll have a Big Mac.

You must be kidding, right? Premium car north of 80k and you get a something assembled like a 70s British Leyland?

I was having a snack while my wife gave birth to our first baby girl. Some people here are real sissies.

Trump voter?

OMG, did you just spoil Rogue One? FGS, Noooooooooooooooooo

Ahem....those are not assault rifles, those are tools needed to get the damn squirrels off my lawn!

No idea how this can even work in Europe? I assume they use magic and fairy dust.

Yeh....so that is the reason why the healthcare in the US is the most expensive (worldwide - double that of Germany etc.) and still manages to not treat the poor? Impressive feat - while our public health care makes a yearly profit and offering HC for everyone, even those that have no job, you guys pay twice that out…

Yep, to burn them. Then burn the ashes, then bury the ashes, then excavate the dirt with the ashes and burn that again.