Credentialed! Well, that clears Deadspin.

The Wall just got 12 feet taller

And basketball players could just lay it up instead of dunking. And America could have just virtually exterminated Native Americans without treaties instead of adding the treaties. I could just cry myself to sleep on the toilet instead of also masturbating.

SPOILER: he’s the monster at the end of the book.

I’d love to meet Grover... as long as he’s not my waiter.

meeting Kermit the Frog is the best experience one can have on this planet

We should all be so happy in life, regardless of our skill level.

They wanna talk about #yellowlivesmatter but how can that be taken seriously until they deal with all this #yellowonyellow crime?

Dale Earnhardt Sr. tried making a right once. Didn’t end up too well.

Yeah, but when Stewart settles a beef, he REALLY settles it.

Wow, what a bunch of THUGS

Here’s a closer picture.

“Unemployed man spends money on lavish vacation and we have the pictures to prove it!” FoxNews Sports1

The standard and accurate answer to your question: Because the house you find and want is in a neighborhood that has a HOA. In that case your property is a part of it and bound by its rules whether you like it.

“You two donkey-dicks couldn’t get laid in a morgue!”
~R.I.P Chet~

Oh my god! That song is part of my childhood vocabulary.

Poor Cary Elwes, always forgotten...

R.I.P.

you mean to tell me that if attention had actually be paid to velcro r&d in the past 25 years, we wouldn’t have a velcro system as-good-if-not-better than some bits of string cunningly slotted into holes? if people weren’t so hung up on what looks normal and had a little intellectual curiosity and imagination, we…

Rickey WAS the best offensive player ever...and how can you not love these.