Vitale is genuinely always surprised when duke loses. He’s also genuinely always surprised when, after talking about duke for 40 minutes on air, he’s told he was announcing a Wisconsin-Michigan State game.

“Do you believe in minor upsets? YES!”

The fuck did Syracuse do?

It’s the Internet, you can curse here

Do they not have tacos in Argentina?

Your life is so rich and full you had to comment on a sports blog about a random Wisconsin dude’s obituary. Congratulations on all the sex.

Looks like it’s Famine time in the Feaster household

Bombed Billikin Busser Bandit Bolts. Bad basketballers bummed.

Hey, serious question, what do you call a bunch of people taking a day off to see a parade cheering a guy chanting “no days off!”? Is that irony, or something else?

Pretty bush league of McCutchen to tweet a photo of the only Pirate whose career took a nosedive faster than him.

Subjective opinions are the best. That’s a fact.

Disagree.

Here’s a preview of Detroit’s new jerseys.

Being a teenager in the 90s, this show conjures up memories of getting out of going to church only to find that this is the only thing worth watching on tv.

Mitch Albom heard about this days ago.

Parker: We were at the club last night and I felt I had one too many, so I decided it would be a good idea to give my ke-