There are plenty of things to make fun of Chris Christie for besides his weight.

I wish somebody would push him over.

Rose: “Well, it was stupid on the face.”

When I was watching this morning I was struck by how much Christie reverted to skills he must have used as a prosecutor. It felt like he was giving a closing argument — parsing the witnesses’ words in a very particular manner.

That, and when you’re talking about substance abuse coupled with anger issues (if any of those things are really true) things become a lot more “real.” Like, you can be a stoner and maybe smoke a little too much and not have that be grounds for divorce or a custody fight - maybe just some marital spats and discussions…

There were 10 whole words in that tweet! You could hardly expect him to read ALL of them.

Yeah, “hacked,” as in “He can’t hack it as a public official or a decent human being.”

Man, she’s almost future ex wife material, but I’m kinda partial to this one:

Younger me: Would be nice to hit them white girls up. But risks of wrongful imprisonment is too great.

Younger Me would have been making plane reservations for the next one now.

The baby one is so scary! I love when commenters link to real news stories.

= Rape Culture

This is sadly not surprising to me at all.

Self absorbent guys arent all bad. You can use them to clean wine spills.

“It felt like he was trying to convince me I was wrong”.

I’m so confused—did he actually think he had some sort of chance in hell and it’s finally all of a sudden dawning upon him that it’s not gonna happen?

Aw. Poor little muppet. Everyone finally started figuring out he has no clothes and now he has to actually try to defend his “policies” but can’t!

Was Josie consumed by the knob itself or the wood it was made from?

I would like to ask how everyone is maintaining their sanity through the final 2 weeks of this fuckfest?

Anything that comes after “Great quote from Hitler!” is probably not that great at all. It also didn’t help that she described him as “profound” and how we should listen closely.