Seriously! Just leave the poor sharks alone, dang.

Thank you. Sharks gonna shark. The poor thing seemed entirely freaked out and probably has learned an important lesson as well: there’s no such thing as a free lunch.

To be perfectly honest, my first reaction was feeling bad for the shark.

OK but ffs, it’s not “attacking”. They’re baiting it with food to bring it close and it got stuck. It’s just sharking.

But Stern is a proffesional shit bag and has been for literally decades. Might as well get angry at rain for being wet.

Also, he’s not running for President.

“Can you imagine the sex with this troubled teen?”

That’s so beautiful I think I might cry. I mean, the elephant’s anus is Trump’s mouth. [weeps]

Must be why he’s so into Ivanka, he knows the ones with the wreck of a father are the best lay.

The Economist’s new cover:

When are we going to start getting angry at Howard Stern for all his shitbag misogynistic remarks?

Holy fucking shit, I must be on some serious hallucinogens because I would swear that says LETTERS OF SUPPORT... FROM THE *VICTIM’S* MOTHER AND GRANDMOTHER... ASKING FOR THE RAPIST TO STAY IN THE COMMUNITY.

Thanks for all the FUCKING SUPPORT, Mom and Meemaw. I bet it means so much to your 12-year-old who was raped by a…

Yeah. I actually have been just sitting here with fingers hovering over my keyboard, wondering when I stopped finding the GOP’s meltdown funny.

I’m gleefully enjoying the implosion of the G.O.P.

I wished for an October Surprise. This is like a month of Halloween. Like, after a few days, it’s not fun, anymore. You ate all your good candy, you have a stomach ache, you have to figure out what to do with the shitty candy, and your parents won’t let you take off your costume or wash off the day’s old makeup.

No, most people think he’s a douche, but they also don’t think that he deserves to be banished for life.

we are always cool with Cranston.

He won the Nobel Prize in Literature, so whether his songs are about peace or not is irrelevant.

Star Trek came on after it.

They still do! In fact Honeymooners replace regular programming during the holidays outside of New Year’s.