You mean the eyeliner that’s coming between you and God?

“Jewess”. So much hatred in one word.

This is the first time I've ever heard of unearned fame ending badly. Because I was born yesterday and am a baby who can read and write in English.

so you go on stupid reality show and you don’t know that it will ruin everything??? hmmmm carry on

Less than 2 ct?! Pffffff

I loved the scene when they’re at a drugstore buying necessities for a cruise when they start a conversation about perhaps buying condoms, but without actually using the word “condom.” This, of course, confuses the shit out of Rose.

These guys have made it their lives’ work to get unimaginably rich off the misery of millions. You can’t accomplish that if there’s a guilty conscience getting in the way of restful sleep.

He actually looks like this underneath, though, just like his brother. Kang + Kodos = Koch

and a counterpart on the other side...

Just in case anyone was wondering what a walking soulless husk of a human being devoid of any empathy or compassion looks like, this is it.

As a Pennsylvanian I just have to say : Get it together my fellow Pennsylvanians! Pretty soon Floridas gonna be calling & asking to hang out because it sounds like we have a lot in common.

KEEP IT OFF YOUR WORK EMAILS, IDIOTS

Pennsylvania - The Northern Florida

as disgusting as i think these religious cults are, i feel really sorry for her and the other women brought up this way. they don’t know any better, they’ve never had the chance to get a decent education, learn and process other viewpoints, or think for themselves. they have no skills that would serve them in the…

I thought of something to say in this thread, but then I read the stories and thought, ‘Oh. So these are kind of charming or heartwarming things that seemed super embarrassing at the time.” That was not my childhood.

Although the mom above who told the Best Buy employee her daughter was a virgin seems fairly horrible,…

My alcoholic father brought a cooler of beer to our first family swim at the indoor pool at the YMCA. Good times. I could go on.

Oh, most definitely the girls were blamed.

I was in a bar with him once. He really is that pretty. It’s terrifying.

I’m sure her parents told her she was equally, if not at more fault, but they know how unacceptable that would be to the public at large. If she and her sisters drove him to it, he couldn’t possibly be those things.

I understand her need to defend him. It's her way of coping. It just makes things sadder.