I’m a contented atheist but I fucking love this guy.

You rule! If I ever get married again you are so invited. Awesome gift.

Not nearly enough. In fact, I’m going to get myself knocked up right now and go abort so we can maintain the quota.

No, I don’t make racist jokes. I get that this is out of your range of experience but too fucking bad.

Um.. excuse the fuck out of me, but this is the same woman who thought it would be hilarious to joke about asking whether the President liked “12 Years A Slave”. Fuck her and all her crap.

I get you. She reminds me of Charo.

Ah, ok. Thanks.

Wait — isn't the waitress the same woman that Pete had an affair with? The one who was abused, and then had to have a lobotomy or something? Isn't it the same actress?

Does Valerie's awesome reaction qualify for Shade Court?

Let's also acknowledge the exceptional performance of Kiernan Shipka in the role of Sally. She's a very gifted actress. I also loved seeing her pop up in The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt.

The Dear Abby of those days was quite snarky wasn't she.

Definitely the #1 worst wedding story I've heard in years. I think the husband stepping over the body and running away really seals the deal.

OMG. I love you.

The climate change deniers simply don't care what the truth is. They are allergic to reality. They prefer their lies and will continue to insist that their lies are superior. Fucking insane.

I get the most intensely creepy vibe from Pirro. When she's listening to a question being asked she seems like a cobra sizing up its lunch. And when she speaks I feel that she's 100% lying. I don't have any rational basis for this, just seeing her in interviews. She scares me.

I know! That one had me weeping with mirth

This made me laugh until I was crying.

Dr. Phil is the worst tragedy pimp on earth. I think everyone can imagine the pain that B-K's loved ones are feeling. I hate that that pompous Texas gasbag inserts himself into the situation to cash in on it.

I cannot believe she said yes. Or that she went along with a full year of this obsessive fetishism. Just ... ew.

David Boren is handling this perfectly in my opinion. No hesitation and no excuses, just kicked those little assholes right out & closed the frat. Good leadership right there.